This is my loving motherly reminder to your future selves that these kind of photos are alive and well and in large quantity on my hard drive and other digital repositories I shall not name at present. For now (and to me always!), they are cute and adorable snapshots of your young innocent selves. I will cherish them and keep them safe, always.
In the future, however, they may become my weapons of mortification, should you pursue an unsuitable romantic interest, decide to join the military, or quit college.
Mother















